Jul 28 2009
RANDOM THOUGHTS: WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF?
It’s one of the most popular things to do. There are television shows glorifying it. I’m talking about plastic surgery. On my show, one Friday morning, I asked the question, “if you could change anything about yourself via plastic surgery, what would it be”. I got 3 of the strangest answers. Two people said they would get “taller”, as if that’s something that could be done, and one said a butt implant. A butt implant! I don’t know what the deal is, but society has destroyed our image of what beauty is. In my recent years, I’ve learned that beauty is skin-deep. Ladies are getting new breasts because the chicks in the porn videos they watch have perfect tits. Lip injections? Oh God, Jolie looks like she got stung by 13 bees. Lypo suction, face lifts…face lifts? Here’s a natural face lift for you…smile more often. Don’t worry so much about the things you have no control of. The only thing I can see someone doing is the tummy tuck - and that’s still under protest. Take time to work out if you want that ideal body. There are ways to work every muscle in your body with minimal effort. You just have to make every movement you make a concentrated one. I asked five people on the street, and I got one breast enlargement, which prompted and awkward convo where it was okay to stare at her chest, a wrinkle removal, two teeth renovations and a penile enlargement which was the shortest conversation. To answer my own question, I wouldn’t change anything about myself. I’m already conceited enough.
